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{"type":"standard","title":"Potentilla norvegica","displaytitle":"Potentilla norvegica","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q159317","titles":{"canonical":"Potentilla_norvegica","normalized":"Potentilla norvegica","display":"Potentilla norvegica"},"pageid":26817006,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/86/Potentilla_norvegica_%283818646878%29.jpg/330px-Potentilla_norvegica_%283818646878%29.jpg","width":320,"height":480},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/Potentilla_norvegica_%283818646878%29.jpg","width":816,"height":1224},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1188972320","tid":"9ac1d3fc-9613-11ee-b6c9-fb9310b7216b","timestamp":"2023-12-08T21:49:04Z","description":"Species of flowering plant","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potentilla_norvegica","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potentilla_norvegica?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potentilla_norvegica?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Potentilla_norvegica"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potentilla_norvegica","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Potentilla_norvegica","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potentilla_norvegica?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Potentilla_norvegica"}},"extract":"Potentilla norvegica is a species of cinquefoil known by the common names rough cinquefoil, ternate-leaved cinquefoil, and Norwegian cinquefoil. It is native to Europe, Asia, and parts of North America, and it can be found elsewhere as an introduced species.","extract_html":"
Potentilla norvegica is a species of cinquefoil known by the common names rough cinquefoil, ternate-leaved cinquefoil, and Norwegian cinquefoil. It is native to Europe, Asia, and parts of North America, and it can be found elsewhere as an introduced species.
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