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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}

{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}

{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}

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