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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}

{"fact":"A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.","length":86}

{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}

{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}

{"fact":"The Pilgrims were the first to introduce cats to North America.","length":63}

{"fact":"The claws on the cat\u2019s back paws aren\u2019t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don\u2019t retract and, consequently, become worn.","length":155}

{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}

{"fact":"Cats lose almost as much fluid in the saliva while grooming themselves as they do through urination.","length":100}

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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}

{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}

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